Random Observations

I'm sick right now, so my thoughts are random, unconnected, and, most of all, awesome.

1. John McCain looks uncomfortable being alive.
2. His middle name is Sidney. Just like Sidney Prescott, the main female character from the Scream trilogy. So to make the Obama-is-a-terrorist-because-his-middle-name-is-Hussein argument and apply it to John McCain, I'll go ahead and say it: John McCain is a hot brunette who is adept at not getting killed. (Counterpoint: If you are a member of his family, though, you're screwed).
3. Charles Grassley is a weird-looking dude. I bet he would look awesome dressed up as a vampire.
4. It's a pretty nice day out today, but I'm spending most of it inside.
   
5. I'm dizzy.
6. My toaster is broken. It has devastated me.
7. I haven't seen a movie in a theater for a while.
8. I think the dog is a little bit racist.
9. I've never kicked a successful field goal, even a practice one. Maybe Amy will hold the ball for me sometime.
10. Madonna is getting divorced? She was married?
11. I don't believe that zombies are real.
12. The book of Genesis reads like post-apocolyptic literature. I think that says a lot.
13. I need a catchphrase.
14. My stomach is killing me. I wish I could make some toast.
15. I still want to build a bomb-shelter, but now I want to make it into an underground fortress of elaborate tunnels connecting several armories.

That's all for now.